trust-me-im-satan:

when people start getting close to your friends

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satanselbows literally me

trust-me-im-satan:

when people start getting close to your friends

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skypestripper:

hearing a story thats obviously made up

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vineofficial:

Teenagers are so weird bc everybody’s horny and nobody’s having sex

joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no

relahvant:

people who use Facebook as a diary should have their Internet access revoked

slenclerman:

reblog if youve ever been called
-bread
-oprah winfrey
-pianist
-cake pan

(Source: clannyphantom)